John Allsen

Profile Updated: April 15, 2009
Residing In: Provo, UT USA
Spouse/Partner: n/a
Occupation: keeper of the dodgeballs
Children: lynzi-24, graycee-21, dimitri-18, rivers-17, ellie-5, will-3

twin grandjiblets-eli and frazier-2 More…months
What I've been doing since high school:

life is my drug of choice...

ellie and will are my salvation...

my existence has been in a downward spiral since i found out that milli vanilli were lip syncing...

I remember when...

i signed up for ap chemistry because lundberg did(sheep... we ain't got no stinkin' sheep!). coach paul fore asked us in class one day, what we wanted to do when we grew up. i said, a podiatrist. he replied, do you have a back-up plan, allsen? medical school is quite hard to get into... i've always been extremely grateful for his subtle tact, although he was basically telling me i was a poop for brains...

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road of love...
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driveway philosophy
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team allsen
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me and ellie are allergic to socks...
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wild jiblets in bloom at sundance
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jiblets in the san rafael swell
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weight-45%, height-55%, cheeks-200%
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look dad, i'm a hippie dog...
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tour de ellie